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[theampirequeen]

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[aitou]

[IT KIND OF IS A FARM HONESTLY but he shakes his head]

No, but we have horses! Did you know their eyes are sparkly?

[theampirequeen]

Uh... Can't say I ever noticed a horse's eyes that much. Are they like jewels?

[ she is teasing. ]

[aitou]

[He is seriously contemplating this]

I don't really know! We didn't have a lot of jewels.

[brokeass gumis]

[theampirequeen]

[

this poor dumb boy. this dumb poor sword? whichever. ]

So you really like horses?

[aitou]

[He is doing his best]

They're really cute! I like to brush them, and feed them.

[theampirequeen]

You ever see one walk on a beach ball?

[aitou]

[??????]

How would they do that?

[theampirequeen]

Iunno. There's just this horse that likes doing it all over Ooo to cheer up people.

[aitou]

Really? Whats its name?

[theampirequeen]

James Baxter!

[aitou]

[WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY]

Baxter-kun sounds really talented!

[theampirequeen]

He is. He's suuuuper good at cheering people up. He's a really good horse. And he's always whinnying his name!

[ james baxter is one of my favorite adventure time jokes ]

[aitou]

[I'm in fucking tears

Also, as if he's suddenly remembered this--]

Kiyomitsu has a horse here!

[theampirequeen]

What?? Where??? Horsie!!

[aitou]

I don't know where he put it... maybe on the roof?

[theampirequeen]

On the roof? Why?

[ a beat ]

Is the horse alive??

[aitou]

Why would it be dead?!

[theampirequeen]

Why would it be on the roof??

[aitou]

I don't know! The roof is nice!

[theampirequeen]

It's a horse??? Where does it eat???

[aitou]

Kiyomitsu has it, why are you asking me?!

[theampirequeen]

Where did he even get the horse?

[aitou]

I think it came with him instead of his sword, for some reason...

[theampirequeen]

I am going to pet that horse.

[aitou]

Maybe you can ask him if he wants help taking care of it?